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          If you feel after reading How To Be a DIRT-SMART Buyer of Country Property that you did not get $34.95 worth of information or, at least, 753 pages of sleep therapy, send me the unmarked copy with your receipts and I will reimburse you.

          Positive comments are welcome—especially from those who don’t owe me money and family relations with different last names. I may post comments on my website, www.curtis-seltzer.com. 

          Snide, nitpicky and hateful observations will be posted on my office wall where they will do the most good.

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